Category: Game Parlor
So, another continue the story game. No real rules.
Just one thing, no complaining if your characters get killed off, because I like getting characters killed.
So:
In a far off land by the name of Ooblesia, there lived a family of armadillos. There was a mother armadillo named Rupert, a father armadillo named Sally, a brother armadillo named Mary-Ann, and a sister armadillo named Stanley.
They were always fighting with each other, for no reason at all.
no one in Ooblesia ever had the right gendered name
if you were a girl, you had a boy's name
if you had a boy, you had a girl's name
it was just the Ooblesian way
even the queen was called david.
so, it was dinner time in Ooblesia
rupert, like always, was cooking diffrent meals for everyone (because as we know, everyone in this house argues)
She was cooking fried barbecued grilled deep-fried boiled baked roasted goats milk for Sally, Green tomatoe-and-carrot mush pie for Mary-Ann, and sdrawkcab delleps eip for Stanley. Then, she realized she had no food for herself, so she decided to make some
but she had used up everything to make the food for the children
if she wanted food, she thought, she'd have to leave her house and find some
now, it's a little known fact that just outside her house, their was a lovely big garden
this garden was huge, and anything you could want was grown their. even things you didn't want (or didn't expect), were grown in the garden
so out she went, leaving the children to eat their dinner alone
She gazed in aw at the trees and bushes and.....DRAGONS!? 57 big dragons and 5000000000 little dragons were there, eating things, and playing games and having a crazy party.
"I know I shouldn't ask," began rupert, " but why are their dragons in this garden?, and why are they having a party!"
"why not" said the feercest looking dragon. "actually," he continued, " we are from the infernal plains. we just came here for a vacation, and it's nice!"
"well," said rupert, "as long as you don't disturb me or my children."
" course not," said another dragon. "we're just hear to have a rest."
Of course, the dragons were lying. When Rupert had returned to her house with an avocado-and-artichoke pizza to eat, they began plotting.
.....
The armadillos were in a deep sleep, when suddenly there was a BOOOOOOOM!! and the house collapsed but the armadillos simply curled into little balls and beamed themselves out of the universe, to a different one.
they woke up in what seemed to be the wild west
but unlike the real wild west, their were some diffrences.
their were no horses on the landscape and their were no cows (or cowboys)
in sted, feerce looking men rode about on the back of grizzly bears
these, " bear boys", were the new geniration cowboys
When the grizzly bears spotted the armadillos, they said, "mmm, breakfast!" And began chasing the family. The armadillos ran and ran, until they came to a spaceship and boarded it.
a weird green alien aproached them and asked what they were doing on their ship.
"we're being chased by ggrizzly bears!" said rupert. " will you help us?"
"you can come back to our planet!" said the alien. " our planet is far away from here, and no bears are going to find you their."
with those words, the ship took off in to the night, leaving the bears and the wild west behind it
The ship flew for quite some time until they landed on a little green planet, where everything was green. The houses were green, the water was green, even the air was green!
the planet was 1 of several newly discovered planets. each of these, "rainbow planets", was dedicated to that color
so if you had landed on the red planet, or the yellow planet, everything would be that color
There were 6 planets, the silver planet, the red planet, the blue planet, the yellow planet, the purple planet, and of course, the green planet. Anyways, the people on each planet were having a war over who could have the silver planet, because it had the most powerful technology and magic. That's why the Grendellites (the green people), had helped the armadillo family. They wanted as many soldiers on their side as possible.